Case 1-2: Turnabout Mia-Gets-Pwn't

(I'm a day late ssssshhh)

"Hay, Maya, is it okay if I dump this clock on you?
"Sweeeeeeet."
"It... doesn't work. I put papers in the clockwork"
"Jerk."
"Listen. Take the freaking deadly evidence-stuffed killclock, okay?"
"):<"
-beep-

I wasn't angry when they offed Mia when I first played it, but now that I know her better from T&T, it kinda made me sad. Oh, where is your Hispanic Romeo when you need him?
I don't remember this being so... spelled out. Really, the SHOW Redd and then do that whole "Red, white, blue" thing. Really. Then again, after they expected you to be surprised at the end of 3-5 at Godot's big reveal, I think Capcom may believe we're retarded.

Feenieboy comes in and smells some nonexistent blood. A Charley cameo later and you see Maya, proving that there is no blood... at all.... Wtf? I mean , there's a little on the killclock, but none on Mia... You put the glass shards and Thinker in your pocket (ouch) and the receipt. I didn't know he knew it was a receipt...

Mia's dead, but fear not, male gamers, BREASTS have arrived *dramapoint at April*. Hip-hooray for Anime Boobkarma!

Also, do you think they were planning on having Gummy's tag-line be "See"? Cos he says it like three times while booking Maya...

This case was pretty good, and it had that whole Moob's Boyfriend bit in there. Makes me a happy camper.

Feb 1st- Case 1-1: Professor Plum did it!

I'm not a big blogger, but I just had to do this... For http://forums.court-records.net//viewtopic.php?f=31&t=6497&st=0&sk=t&sd=a , in case you weren't aware.

I've had to play this one about a bazillion times, so it's nothing too spiffy. Professor Hindu Plum brains one of Larry's effpuppets with the infamous serial-killing Thinker. Aw.
I never realised how much I missed the AA soundtrack. Wow...
So Mia's still alive and wearing the same clothes and Nick still has some whiny-colledge-FeenieBaby in him. The juditial system likes to screw with defence atturnies so his first case is a murder one. Geebus. After contridicting T&T a little, Larry comes in. I don't care what they say, I like him. Silly suicidal manpimp...
Nick slips up and says they've known each other for 23 years (Really, wtf?) and court opens.

I hate all the first cases mainly for Winston-Freaking-Payne. Kris's "B'JAKTINN!">his screech. Siriously, ewwy. Udgy goes through some obvious questions that are fun to mess up...
"The victim was Mia Fey! She was hit with the statue!"
"All in due time, wright..."
Yee. Old mia is fugly. Mabye I'm just not used to her.
They call up the Bipolar Pothead. Apperently Cinder Block was in paris. (ohsnap my batteries are on red. HANG IN THERE, SPANDEXTER!) Mr. Payne-in-my-ass says she was as much of a manpimp as Larry is and leeched money. Big shocker there. Since I already beat this I let Larry get pissed. Heh. She-dog. Nick's sign language is win.
Oh, fudge... Mister Hindu Plum... I'm sorry, I know this game is all puns, but FRANK SAHWIT!?

(Larry, you ASSHAT...)

Phones don't work during a blackout, yadda yadda yadda...
How come Payne's CE pic goes right up his nose? Plummy-shimmy-shimmy gets the time wrong. Ha-hah. Computer says NO.
Shimmying speeds up. Sahwitt denies it and OMGWTFWASTHATNOISE!?
Oh. Dammit, Payne!
Plum's shimming under control now, he talls me about sharks. Wait, no. More Payne-nostril fanservice and Plum basicly digs his own grave. Really. You HAVE to be kidding me here. Tellivision, urr hurr... "Allow me to explain as I girlishly spank this piece of paper..."
His shimmiers are getting sore. He pulls a testomony out from under his hair and tries again...
Another "Are you freaking kidding me?" testomony and Plum says it was a clock that killed her. And that it probably happened like the Dereck-Rapes-Chriss scene in DramaCon. You know. Dramacon? Agh, nevermind... Just read it, okay!?
Larry somehow made a very intricate clock. What the hell, Butz!?
I now accuse Plum of murder and he throws his wig at me and... My batterey dies.
Ugh. Screw this, I beat it already -.-
Rating: 6.5/10
Time taken:Well, since I typed (I still do with my pointerfingers, so slowly) and ate all the brazil nuts and pacans out of a mixed nuts tin as I played and didn't actually FINISH, I can't really say... It'd probably take about 30minutes, though.

Over and out!
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